Baby's First Post!

I take my first step into the blogosphere with some trepidation, and more than a handful of reservations.  What are you reading this for?  Why am I writing this?  Am I supposed to enlighten myself, or you?  Am I here to entertain you?  What if I don't?  Worse yet, what if I CAN'T?  That would be the worst.  I suppose I shouldn't think about you when I write.  Hell, you're probably, statistically speaking, not even reading this right now.  And if you are one of those lucky few that happens to chance upon my little corner of the web, over all of the vastly more interesting other such corners, I apologize in advance.